Overthinking Kills. Execution Wins.
$100. 30 Minutes. One Slap That Changes Everything.
You’ve read enough books. You’ve downloaded enough apps.
You’re not stuck because you don’t know.
You’re stuck because you don’t execute.
This isn’t coaching. It’s combat.
One call.
We kill your chaos.
You leave clear, ruthless, and moving.
Book now. Or die in excuse hell.
People who thought this wouldn’t work said this:
🗣️ “I’ve done therapy, coaching, courses… I was sure this would be another $100 mistake. It wasn’t.”
— Kat, ADHD Copywriter
🗣️ “By minute 12, I’d already taken action on the thing I’d been avoiding for 3 months.”
— Zara, Multipassionate Weirdo
👇 Need more before you move? Scroll.
(But just know: if you’re scrolling, you're stalling.)
💀 STILL STUCK? READ THIS. (Long Form Begins)
💣 THE SLAP: WHAT YOU GET
$100. 30 Minutes. Lifetime Shift.
✔ Smash your #1 bottleneck
✔ Build a 7-day no-fluff execution plan
✔ Do the first hard thing LIVE on the call
✔ Leave with velocity, not vibes
You will execute or be exposed.
There is no middle.
🔥 WHO BOOKS THIS?
🧠 ADHDers who’ve outgrown planners
🧬 Founders drowning in genius and tabs
⚔️ Rebels who ghost themselves
🎯 Visionaries with no traction
If therapy, journaling, or a coach with soft eyes could fix you—
they would’ve by now.
This is for people who are done talking about it.
😤 STILL HESITATING?
Let’s talk about your brain:
• “What if I’m too chaotic?”
→ Great. That’s who this is built for.
• “What if I’ve failed before?”
→ Perfect. You’re finally warmed up.
• “What if this doesn’t work?”
→ It will. Because we do it together in real time.
• “What if I cry?”
→ Good. That’s your ego bleeding.
🚀 THE MOMENT OF CHOICE
Right now, your brain has two tabs open:
1. Book this.
2. Go back to pretending next Monday is the one.
You know how this story ends.
No one is coming.
Your potential is screaming at you.
Slap back.
🎤 Real People, Real Shifts
🧠 “I’ve done therapy, coaching, courses. I was sure this would be another $100 mistake. It wasn’t.
He said one thing that flipped my brain inside out—and I finally launched what I’d been ‘almost starting’ for a year.”
— Kat, ADHD Copywriter
🔥 “By minute 12, I’d already taken action on the thing I’d been avoiding for 3 months.
By minute 28, I was high on my own clarity. This isn’t coaching. It’s execution gasoline.”
— Zara, Multipassionate Weirdo
💀 “I honestly thought I was too weird and chaotic for anything to work on me.
Turns out I just needed the right slap. I left the call laughing and finally moving.”
— M, Chaotic Genius
⚔️ “I was scared I’d feel dumb or judged.
Instead, I felt seen, slapped, and finally clear.
It was like someone took a machete to the jungle in my brain.”
— Drew, Founder & Reluctant Human
📊 “I build systems for a living. I almost didn’t book because the page looked insane.
But this was the fastest, most brutal clarity session I’ve ever had.
You don’t need polish. You need fire.”
— T, COO of a fintech startup
💀 Guarantee? Sure:
If you hate it, I’ll refund you before you finish the sentence.
But you won’t.
👉🕒 30 minutes.
💸 $100.
💀 No excuses.
⚖️ LEGAL & DISCLAIMERS
Not therapy. Not coaching. Not coddling.
This is a clarity crowbar for dangerously gifted brains.
If you become unstoppable after this—that’s on you.